Every year DBSI+CFM gets a visit from an Elf on the Shelf.

And every year it gets a little stranger.

This year instead of cheer, Sprinkles the Elf, decided to scour the Twitterverse far and wide to find the banking Mean Tweets that nobody asked for.

Burns so fiery they put hot cocoa to shame.
Shade so dark it makes coal look like diamonds.
Smack talk so harsh it put the Grinch into retirement.

So darn your stockings, fling your tinsel, and enjoy a little holiday humor from the DBSI+CFM team. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK! 

While these tweets may be (but definitely are) made up, the burns can still hurt. This is not for the faint of heart. Lay down your pride and have a good laugh. 

Happy Holidays from our team to yours!